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Nicola Trahan MBE was a member of the French resistance and military social worker.

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Steel: Armco, Middletown, Ohio is a black and white photograph taken by American photographer Edward Weston in 1922.

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Plata is a barrio in the municipality of Lajas, Puerto Rico. Its population in 2010 was 2,620.

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