{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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